Mom or Dad Dammit Doll (9" Tall)
Oh, those little darlings! Be it mom or dad any parent could use one of these!
Poem inside tag reads as follows:
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You tell them what to do
Seems like a hundred times.
“I will, I’m gonna,
Tell me again, why.”
You try to teach them
You want them to learn.
Oh my goodness
"Just listen", you yearn.
"This is my job
My responsibility.
Why must you act up?
I never did. No, not me."
For the days when
Nothing seems to work.
Grab this doll and
Give it a jerk.
Grasp it firmly by the legs,
And find a place to slam it.
And as you whack the stuffing out
Yell, “Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!”
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