Lawyer Dammit Doll (9" Tall)
Poem inside tag reads as follows:
(Also available with original poem)
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You’ve found you need a lawyer
So you find one and set up a meeting
Once you sign the contract
It’s Ramen Noodles you’ll be eating
They will say they're hard at work
They will bill you for EVERTHING
You will live like a pauper
While they live like a king
They will charge you for an aspirin
And the water that goes with that
If they sneeze you pay for tissue
You’ll make their wallet fat
As the case drags on and on
And you want to scream and shout
There's a little Dammit Doll
You cannot do without.
Just grasp it firmly by the legs,
And find a place to slam it.
And as you whack the stuffing out
Yell, “Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!”
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Lawyer Dammit Doll
Copyright © 2001 Busy Fingers Crafts. All rights reserved.
15 Ross Rd Preston, CT 860-886-2717
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Dolls are approx. 9 inches long and each one is hand sewn around the edges. They are fully stuffed with cotton. Each doll comes with a funny poem inside the tag to match the doll type or you can have the original poem attached instead.
~All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping ~
What is a Dammit Doll?
$10.99
