Golf Dammit Doll (9" Tall)
Oh, those 18 holes and all that green is bound to tick you off! Bring one of these, release that tension and keep your game on par.
Poem inside tag reads as follows:
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When you want to climb the wall,
And stand right up and shout.
There's a little Dammit doll
You cannot do without.
Just grasp it firmly by the legs,
And find a place to slam it.
And as you whack the stuffing out
Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!
If Dammit's not a word you say
Then twist its little neck
And grumble out repeatedly
Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck!